"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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