Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
You're like the curious george of whores
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Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
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I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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