you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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