her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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