the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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