He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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