can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
the night ended with taco bell and tears
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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