dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
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He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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