I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?