ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.