I'm really into asian looking animals
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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