My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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