the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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