I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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