my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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