I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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