just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
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So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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