It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
porn star boner night. come get it.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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