Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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