He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Randomize
