I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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