Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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