Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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