i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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