just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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