Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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