yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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