You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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