I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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