Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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