i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Quick, to the slutcave!
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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