You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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