I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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