Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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