Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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