Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
It's never too late to be topless.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
