I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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