My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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