hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
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I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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