talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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