barbara walters just said penis...
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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