he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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