i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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