Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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