I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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