I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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