he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
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The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
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I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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