What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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