Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
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We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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