Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
that is very illegal...i love you.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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