Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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