Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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