Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Boobs are out for the taking
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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