so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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