dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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