he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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