Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
you didnt know i had herpes?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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