He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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